Archive for December, 2008

And Lo, A Son is Born!

Sing out your congratulations to Rel - for to him a son was born this past Christmas Eve - Brendan!

To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority on everything, your own expert on all topics, infallible, omniscient. Always, every time of the month, forever: Use birth control. -Chuck Palahniuk

God Bless you both, and most especially Brendan.

Good luck kiddo. :D

Film Review: The Day The Earth Stood Still

Synopsis: The film begins in the early 1920’s, when an arctic explorer (played by Keanu Reeves) encounters a strange sphere while climbing a mountain. After chiseling away at the ice, a flare of white light engulfs him. He awakens unharmed, but with a mysterious scar on his right palm.

Jump forward in time to modern day America. Jennifer Connolly is an American scientist specializing in exobiology who is very nearly kidnapped by the government. Their reason is, of course, related to ‘national security’. She ends up in a Chinook helicopter with a ‘who’s who’ roster of top scientists from every major discipline. It seems that an object moving at high velocity is headed towards Earth, threatening to hit it. The epicenter of the impact will be New York City.

When the object changes course and slows, and then descends into Central Park we see that it is not an asteroid or comet, it’s a glowing sphere. Just as in the original film (considered to be the most iconic, if not seminal ’science fiction’ film) the military behaves badly, shooting the humanoid shape that emerges.

From there we’re treated to some very well-done special effects. The plot differs from the original film, but the themes are essentially the same:

  • “Humanity is driven by fear and violence.”
  • “Advanced alien civilizations are watching Earth with great concern.”

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Sixth Beatle or Larval Stage of Janet Reno?

Beefcake for Christmas

There’s a new fragrance on the market just in time for Christmas:

The home of the Whopper has launched a new men’s body spray called “Flame.” The company describes the spray as “the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.”

The fragrance is on sale at New York City retailer Ricky’s NYC in stores and online for a limited time for $3.99.

Burger King is marketing the product through a Web site featuring a photo of its King character reclining fireside and naked but for an animal fur strategically placed to not offend.

 http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/

Economy affected my job.

Well after nine years of working at my job, this morning I was laid off permanently (or terminated in layman’s terms).

As the year went by orders became slower and slower.  By December it dropped off dramatically.  So here I am in the midst of others who have lost their jobs.  There are a bunch being terminated/laid off from my job.  I’d say eventually the place will close up.

But don’t worry, it doesn’t have me down. In fact you might be shocked when I say it is the best thing that could happen to me.  I can now go to College. I will get severance pay, I have 401k that I can dip into, and I have filed for unemployment this morning and I will receive my last paycheck on January 2nd, 2009.

Now the way they did it was wrong, but hey business is business and I left with a smile on my face.  Why? There are people worse off and in worse conditions than I am. I’m going to be fine, really.

I plan on going to College to be a Medical Lab Tech. They will always need people in the medical field no matter the economy.

So I say goodbye to one thing and embrace another. The future. I feel free.

The ‘Millies’? Really?

That bastion of truthfulness, unbiased and non-sensational reporting, the Sun newspaper has teamed up with Prince Charles and TV channel Sky to present awards to soldiers. These will be called the Sun Military Awards or ‘Millies’.

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Auto-Bailout = Union-Bailout


I’ve been following the auto bailout story for the last few weeks and had some observations I wanted to share. First, do I really care if the CEOs come in private jets, cars, bicycles or electric cars? Does that really matter? It’s almost as if the reporters would rather talk about some superficial detail than the real meat of the story.

I also noticed that while auto industry CEOs are forced to beg Congress for money and Congress decries their ‘bad management’ (as though the government were masterful managers of time and treasure) there were no union leaders put through the same public trials. The CEOs are lambasted for ‘poor management’ and ‘not creating cars that Americans want to buy’ — which may or may not be entirely true.

It simply does not make sense to think that the CEOs aren’t at least partly responsible for the poor financial states of their respective companies, but two groups have been left out of this Congressional blamestorming session — the auto workers unions and their government enablers.

The Heritage Foundation published a study back in early November that outlined how ‘Big Three’ auto workers were paid compared to other auto workers, and the results surprised even me.

UAW workers earn $75 an hour in wages and benefits–almost triple the earnings of the average private sector worker. Detroit autoworkers have substantially more health, retirement, and paid time off benefits than most Americans. These benefits, and a JOBS bank that pays UAW workers nearly full wages to not work, have been a major force driving the Detroit automakers’ current fiscal woes. Consequently, Congress should not force all Americans to pay for high wages and benefits for UAW workers.

If the Big Three were to be driven by market forces into bankruptcy, that would not necessarily be the end of the companies. All bankruptcy does is give a company a break from paying off their creditors long enough to restructure the company and gets its financial picture straight. Often this means creditors don’t get paid, or get paid only a fraction of what they were owed. During bankruptcy a strict legal order is defined on which creditors get paid first and by what amount of the original amount owed. Naturally, the government is at the top of the list. And then they work down the list, paying off creditors when possible, often pennies on the dollar.

So it only makes sense that bankruptcy is regarded as a black letter against a company (or individual’s) credit rating, so it is not something to be entered into lightly.

What makes the Big Three so special that they deserve a bailout from the federal government? Their biggest creditors are probably the unionized auto workers. Even as the union workers have crashed their gravy train they expect the federal government to get them back on the road — and all without union leaders getting so much as a dressing down from Congress.

The Heritage Foundation reported that the average compensation for other auto workers was hardly slave labor wages:

The average private sector worker earned $25.36 an hour in 2006–$17.91 an hour in cash wages and $7.45 an hour in benefits such as pensions, paid time off, and health insurance.[1] Autoworkers at Japanese plants located in the United States earn substantially more than this: between $42 and $48 an hour in wages and benefits, which amounts to over $80,000 a year in total compensation–hardly cheap labor.[2]

The typical UAW worker at the Big Three earned between $71 and $76 an hour in 2006. This amount is triple the earnings of the typical worker in the private sector and $25 to $30 an hour more than American workers at Japanese auto plants. The average unionized worker at the Big Three earns over $130,000 a year in wages and benefits.[3]

I’d be glad to see the Big Three go under if only it means that the unions go under with them. Then it would all be worth it. Instead of forcing the Big Three to build electric cars as a precondition to a bailout, just let them go into bankruptcy. It would be the knockout punch that labor unions richly deserve.

Rojo’s Cinematic Year

It’s been another standard year for me in terms of film, there’s been a lot of things that I have wanted to see but haven’t for being lax; some of these I have managed to catch on DVD etc. during the course of the year. I managed to see most of the things that I really wanted to. This post will gather up all my movie reviews posted on BP and update some of their scores slightly. Any other films released this year that I didn’t review and now own will also be briefly summarised and scored. At the end, I’ll name my film of the year.

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Undermining the Obama Administration

In a politically deft move, VP Dick Cheney badly undermined the incoming administration by applauding his cabinet selections.

In an interview with ABC News, Cheney called the team — to be headed by Secretary of State-designate Hillary Clinton, National Security adviser Gen. Jim Jones, and Secretary of Defense Robert Gates — “pretty good.”

“I must say, I think it’s a pretty good team,” Cheney said in an interview that aired Tuesday morning. “I think the idea of keeping Gates at Defense is excellent. I think Jim Jones will be very, very effective as the national security adviser.”

What happened to ‘CHANGE’ and ‘HOPE’?
The Kossacks and various nutrooters are probably frothing at the mouth over this.

Bush Enters ‘Shoe Time’

“This is a gift from the Iraqis, this is the farewell kiss, you dog. This is from the widows, the orphans and those who were killed in Iraq.”

— Muntadhar al-Zeidi

A crazed Iraqi reporter threw his shoes at President Bush during a press conference recently. Our President didn’t even flinch — he rather deftly dodged both shoes, commenting that they were size ten shoes.

Get ready to see Bush’s face pasted over Keanu Reeves’ face ala ‘The Matrix’, dodging bullets. Or, looking straight at the camera watching a shoe fly past, as in ‘Kill Bill’. You just know nothing as exciting will ever happen to President Obama.

I find it rather ironic that the man who threw his shoes at President Bush will likely not be charged with any crime, but if he had thrown his shoes at President Hussein just a few years back, his testicles would likely be taking a jaunty trip through a paper shredder.

On the one hand this is actually proof that Iraq has made progress in that they now have a stupid media establishment, just like America. Sure, it ain’t Vermont yet, but they’re making progress. A free media is free to be stupid and craven and wrong. On the other hand, I don’t like seeing an American President treated so rudely. Were I as unhinged and stupid as the American Left I would laugh if someone threw a pair of filthy Iraqi sandals at President Obama — but I’m not.

Go ahead and throw some garbage at President Obama and watch. I will not laugh.

If they were Birkenstocks, then I would laugh, but I would regret it publicly.




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