If you’re anything like me your thinking can this Barack action figure withstand the explosive power of an M80 firecracker? Hell GI Joe took his fare share of fire cracker tests when I was a kid, even Megatron launched a few whistler rockets! This Barack action figure has posable fingers and adjustable facial expressions! Stop motions artist are gonna have a field day with this!!!
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Hail to the Ch Ch Ch Chia! Celebrate Hope and Change with your very own Chia Obama….supplies are limited so get yours today!
It certainly was a Merry Christmas at the Obama home this year, Santa gave the president elect a Wii! And in preparation of soon being sworn in as the Comander and Chief of the United States of America Barack has been working up a sweat playing Wii sports! According to sources close to Barack he’s dam good at bowling…
http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/columnists/chi-talk-wiijan10,0,4182021.column
Someone needs to man him up a bit and rip the wiimote outta his hands and stick a Dual Shock3 controller in it’s place and get his boney ass on SOCOM or Call of Duty4 MW!
LMAO I’m really at a loss for words here but I know you guys will dig deep and find a snazzy theme song or something for this article! I believe in one scene Barack is giving Spidey the soul punch BOOYAH! Uggh excuse me while I go projectile vomit. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/arts_and_culture/7819726.stm
It’s a brisk fall day as Krog and I drive up the hill towards our destination, I bring up the matches we had a few days prior and what we could do differently if the girl who plays Blanka is there or that Japanese dude that spams the Shoryuken. As we park the car and head towards the doors I feel my anxiety rise…or is that my chi? Krog boasts about how he pummeled the guy playing Zangeif and how he was totally feeling his “Krojo” (that’s ‘mojo’ specifically owned and operated by Krogenar) after knocking the guy playing Guile off his win streak. The chill of the air and the light of the afternoon sun fade as the sounds of HADOKEN’s and “YOU WIN”s fill the stuffy air of the arcade.
Join Barack Obama as he brings hope and change to the world of Super Obama World. I can’t wait to review this game!
Love video games? Love politics? Of course you do, that’s why you’re here at BP!
Move over Solid Snake and Samus Aran here comes Barack Obama and Sarah Palin in Mercenaries 2! That’s right you will soon be able to unleash hope and change on your enemies as these two political heavyweights as DLC from EA!
A Delta baggage worker got a bit of a fright when she opened a jetliner’s cargo door and found a cheetah running loose amid the luggage.
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To all vigilant U.S. citizens,
America is at a bloody crossroads. Millions of our brothers, sisters, sons and daughters have perished because of a greedy, corrupt government. They did nothing to defend us from the alien warlords that now ravage our beloved soil. It’s their fault, but it’s our problem.
Despite the rumors you may have heard, the Alliance has survived. Our offices were decimated, our ranks diminished, but nothing could ever crush our rebel spirit. We were driven underground but, just like a feral beast, we are strongest when we’re backed into a corner and threatened with certain death. That time has come – we need to act now.
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