If elected to the U.S. Senate I will put forward new legislation.
As my first proposal, a new law guaranteeing every American family to one tax-free home. The home, in my view, is the anchor that helps to hold families together. Eliminating all property taxes on a family's primary residence would strengthen families all across American.
Should older Americans who have paid off their homes over the course of their lives be forced to move simply because they cannot afford the taxes levied against those homes? Of course not.
I will call this bill the 'American Tax Shelter Law'.
If elected, I would also call for the abolishment of the Department of Education, and the National Labor Relations Board. Unions would still be allowed to form, but all laws currently existing that force management to deal with them would be rescinded. State governments would become solely responsible for handling the education of minors in their states.
In the video above, you'll see my plan for abolishing the DoE -- I will personally lead a battalion of Apache helicopters in a concerted assault on the building itself. We will launch Stinger missiles at the building and reduce it to a molten, twisted ruin.
After our inevitable victory, a marble gold statue of me will be erected and bejeweled and placed atop the ruins of the Department of Education. The statue will depict me as riding a polar bear (it should be rearing back on its back legs) while brandishing a samurai sword.
All elementary and middle schools that were named after Barack Hussein Obama will be renamed after Charles Nelson Reilly -- because schools should be named after someone important.
My platform...
If elected to the U.S. Senate I will put forward new legislation.
As my first proposal, a new law guaranteeing every American family to one tax-free home. The home, in my view, is the anchor that helps to hold families together. Eliminating all property taxes on a family's primary residence would strengthen families all across American.
Should older Americans who have paid off their homes over the course of their lives be forced to move simply because they cannot afford the taxes levied against those homes? Of course not.
I will call this bill the 'American Tax Shelter Law'.
If elected, I would also call for the abolishment of the Department of Education, and the National Labor Relations Board. Unions would still be allowed to form, but all laws currently existing that force management to deal with them would be rescinded. State governments would become solely responsible for handling the education of minors in their states.
In the video above, you'll see my plan for abolishing the DoE -- I will personally lead a battalion of Apache helicopters in a concerted assault on the building itself. We will launch Stinger missiles at the building and reduce it to a molten, twisted ruin.
After our inevitable victory, a
marblegold statue of me will be erected and bejeweled and placed atop the ruins of the Department of Education. The statue will depict me as riding a polar bear (it should be rearing back on its back legs) while brandishing a samurai sword.All elementary and middle schools that were named after Barack Hussein Obama will be renamed after Charles Nelson Reilly -- because schools should be named after someone important.
Wait... this is for New York Senate?
My bad.
-Krogenar