I would be willing to be Paris Hilton's BFF (Best Friend Forever), but that needs some explanation. I only want to be her BFF so that I can enjoy having a very public breakup and subsequently very public feud with Paris. It would be so cool to know that she was seething at me, talking about me behind my back, etc.
Picture it:
[Krog is sitting at a cafe, reading the Wall Street Journal when suddenly Jared Leto stops at the table.]
Jared: "Paris wanted me to know that she wanted you to know that she knows what you're up to."
I would be willing to be Paris Hilton's BFF (Best Friend Forever), but that needs some explanation. I only want to be her BFF so that I can enjoy having a very public breakup and subsequently very public feud with Paris. It would be so cool to know that she was seething at me, talking about me behind my back, etc.
Picture it:
[Krog is sitting at a cafe, reading the Wall Street Journal when suddenly Jared Leto stops at the table.]
Jared: "Paris wanted me to know that she wanted you to know that she knows what you're up to."
[Jared Leto walks away.]
[Krog resumes reading his WSJ.]
Krog: "... that George Will is a card, hah!"
-Krogenar
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