Video Game Reviewer Needed

As some of your may have noticed, BuriedPlanet is now offering video game reviews!

But I can't do it alone. I need someone to become BuriedPlanet's 'Featured Video Gamer Reviewer'.

I'm looking for someone who has an extensive (that means 'a lot') knowledge of video games, their history, and perhaps even the industry itself. Being humorous couldn't hurt, and decent writing skills are a plus. Are you a video gaming connoisseur? If so, please reply to this post and tell me why you should be our resident video gaming expert.

Excelsior!

NOTE: BuriedPlanet video game reviewers do not receive...

• Payment in any way.
• Free copies of games to review.
• Passes to video game conventions.
• Candy
• Toys
• A functioning lightsaber.

These are real requests being made by real people. Well, I assume they're real people -- they could be holograms. In any case, if you do decide to become a video game reviewer here at BP you'll receive the following benefits:

• Endless criticism of your writing style.
• The knowledge that you're one-upping your online gaming friends in the hottest new game sweeping the market -- real life!
• 72 Virgins in the Afterlife. (They will be other male video game players, like yourself.)
• Chicks dig writers -- just wear this beret and sigh a lot.
• Endless criticism of your writing style.

There it is. If you would like to become a better writer and/or express your opinions on video games, then welcome aboard!