Woman Sues Cap'n Crunch

In a related story, noted terrorist Kareem Abdul Mohammad "The Sand Spider" Falan ibn Jihad has filed a lawsuit against the American cereal manufacturer of 'Kaboom' cereal on the grounds that the cereal did not, in fact, contain bombs.

Falan ibn Jihad had this to say:

"Instead of nail-studded pipe bombs, the box was filled with brightly-colored corn bursts. The evil Jews at General Mills are will drown in oceans of blood for this deception!"

Here's your last,  best hope for a sugary explosion of marshmallow fantasbulousness.

For more exotic breakfast cereals of yesteryear, you should really check out RadarOnline's weirdest breakfast cereal article.

The single weirdest one, for me, was Kellogg's 'OK' cereal. Why is there a Scottish guy on the cover? It feels like a weird sexual appraisement of Scottish men (see my review of 'G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra' for more about the nefarious history of the Scottish man -- they're always either making nanoweapons or despoiling cereal boxes) strangely reminiscent of the lumberjack on 'Brawny' paper towels or that weird bald guy 'Mr. Clean'.

Plus, how is this good marketing in any way? My product is 'okay'? Why not call them Kellogg-brand 'Perfectly Adequates' instead? Or perhaps 'Acceptables'? Oo, mom, can I have another bowl of 'Frosted Hunky-Dory's please!?

Or at least make them into 'OH's instead and put some really hot woman on the box. You would have grown men fighting in supermarkets everywhere for a box of 'Meghan Fox Honey-Coated OH's' with a picture on the box of Meghan pouring honey and/or milk on herself.

That would sell.

But no, Kellogg's puts a hairy Scottish guy on the box instead.

I hate you Kellogg's.

Coincidentally, I think we found Relantel's new avatar pic.

Does anone remember the Cap n' Crunch box that claimed if you bury it and unbury it in 20 years you will get a diamond??  i wonder if its true?Do you really get a diamond?