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The SwitchComedy, RomanceForty-year old Kassie (Jennifer Aniston) decides that she's ready to have a child, regardless of whether there's a man in her life, and artificially inseminates herself. Somehow, the fine Aryan sperm of her 'donor' gets replaced by the sperm of long-suffering Wally Mars (Jason Bateman) who truly loves her, but had been consigned by Kassie into... Reviewer: Krogenar |
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Scott Pilgrim vs. the WorldAction, B-Movies, Comedy, Fantasy, Musical, RomancePopular entertainment, as many know and lament, has at times a strange obsession with youth. The problem, really, is the type of youth which is chooses to represent. We've seen the gilded young things of 90210 or Gossip Girl, the slackers and cool dudes of Ferris Bueller and Back to the Future and the young... Reviewer: Rojo |
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Piranha 3DAction, B-Movies, HorrorAn earthquake releases thousands of prehistoric piranha into a lakeside resort town's waters. Naturally, it happens during spring break -- and a whole lot of T&A is about to get schooled. Starring Elizabeth Shue as the town's sheriff, Ving Rhames as her stalwart deputy, Jerry O'Connell in a hilarious turn as a softcore pornographer shooting... Reviewer: Krogenar |
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The ExpendablesActionBarney Ross (Stallone) runs a mercenary group known as The Expendables, a band of brothers who are hired by a mysterious Mr. Church (an uncharacteristically humorless Bruce Willis) to infiltrate a South American country and assassinate the banana republic's cocaine-growing tyrant, General Garza. While doing some recon work in the country... Reviewer: Krogenar |
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The Other GuysAction, ComedyReckless NYPD supercops Danson and Highsmith (Samuel L. Jackson and Dwayne Johnson) fight crime in Lethal Weapon-style: ramming one Dodge Charger after another through double-decker tourist buses, diving through plate-glass windows and firing off one-liners like "someone dial 9-1-what-the-f***-was-that!?... Reviewer: Krogenar |
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Book of BloodDrama, HorrorBased upon the wraparound story from Clive Barker's anthology of the same name, Book of Blood tells the tale of Mary, a professor of paranormal research striving to find some real evidence of an afterlife. She finds a house that is at a supernatural 'crossroads' -- where several supernatural highways intersect and the dead can speak to... Reviewer: Krogenar |
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SALTActionAccused of being a Russian spy, CIA operative Evelyn Salt goes on the run, using all her skills as a covert operative to stay one step ahead of the CIA. We begin with Salt being tortured in a Chinese prison, but she is quickly rescued by the CIA and her husband. At home she is at peace with her husband until a Russian defector is... Reviewer: Javen |
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Ninja AssassinAction, B-MoviesCIA analyst Mika (Naomie Harris) discovers that ninjas still exist in the modern world, employed by various governments as trained assassins. Can she survive an onslaught of ninjas sent to silence her? Who is the apparently rogue ninja, Raiko? Is he friend or foe? Director James McTeigue delivers crazy non-stop ninja mayhem with ... Reviewer: Krogenar |
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The Girl Who Played With FireCrime, ThrillerComputer hacker (and revenge fantasy heroine) Lisbeth Salander is back in the second cinematic installment of the 'Millenium' series of books by Stiegg Larsson. Michael Blomqvist, introduced in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, is still a muckraking editor-in-chief at Millenium Magazine, using it as a platform to expose corruption at... Reviewer: Krogenar |
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InceptionActionIf you haven't seen it, Inception isn't the film you think it is. Yeah, it's a Christopher Nolan film that doesn't have a man dressed as a bat in it, but it won't try to mindbend you like The Prestige or Memento. If you pay attention, it's fairly easy to follow, even though at one point there are four different... Reviewer: Rojo |
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The Book of EliAction, DramaIn a post-apocalyptic world a man named Eli (Denzel Washington) walks across the wasteland carrying the last remaining copy of the King James Bible. The Voice of God told him to head west where he would find a place where the book would be safe. Under seemingly divine protection Eli is more than a match for the wasteland's many horrors, until... Reviewer: Krogenar |
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RavenousDrama, HorrorCaptain Boyd's wartime cowardice in the Mexican War lands him a backhanded promotion to Fort Spencer, a distant military outpost in the Sierra Nevadas. The tedium of this new assignment is shattered by the arrival of a Scottish man by the name of Calhoun (Robert Carlyle) -- the only survivor of a doomed westward expedition that was forced to... Reviewer: Krogenar |
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Despicable MeAnimation, ChildrenGru (Steve Carell) is perfectly content with his life as a super-villain -- (or, 'suber willain') -- until a new villain puts the brakes on his reign by stealing the Pyramid at Giza and replacing it with an inflatable fake. The new villain, Vector (Jason Segel), is a high-tech bozo that seems modeled on Bill Gates. Gru must steal a shrink ray... Reviewer: Krogenar |
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The Abominable Dr. PhibesB-Movies, Comedy, Horror, ThrillerA series of medical doctors are being murdered by the ghoul-faced Dr. Phibes, who uses diabolical setups to murder his victims in ways that mimic biblical curses. Can the interminably stupid but well-meaning Detective Trout of Scotland Yard stop him? Starring horror film legend Vincent Price in the title role, The Abominable Dr.... Reviewer: Krogenar |
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PredatorsAction, Science FictionAfter several half-hearted entries into the Predator franchise, director Nimrod Antal finally adds a new film that is worthy of the original Predator. Special forces badass 'Royce' (a buffed up Adrien Brody) awakens in freefall. A strange harness deploys a parachute just in time to land him safely. He soon discovers that other... Reviewer: Krogenar |
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The Karate Kid (2010)DramaYou'll forget all about Ralph Macchio upon watching the new Karate Kid. Well, maybe you'll forget about the original movie. The new movie takes a slightly different direction: there's less violence, romance and sexuality this time around, making this re-imaginging more kid friendly. Also, the 'kid' doesn't learn karate, he learns kung... Reviewer: Javen |
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Toy Story 3Animation, Children, ComedyWoody, Buzz and the gang return for a third (and likely final) installation of the Toy Story franchise. Their owner, Andy, has finally grown up and is now 17-years-old, packing for college. Woody and his fellow toys must cope with the fairly adult themes of facing the future, leaving behind childish things, and even the possibility of their own... Reviewer: Krogenar |
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Jonah HexHorror, WesternJonah Hex (Josh Brolin) is a disfigured cowboy with one foot -- literally -- in the grave. Jonah is out for vengeance in the Wild West, tracking down Quentin Turnbull (John Malkovich), a former Confederate officer who killed Hex's son and wife, branded his face and then left him for dead. Hex will need otherworldly help to track Turnbull down... Reviewer: Krogenar |
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The A-TeamAction, ComedyLike most people I have watched the TV show when I was a kid and it was never about the van, or great writing, but more about the friends that make up The A-Team itself. The movie has the same feel as the original show -- it's about action, fun and ... Reviewer: Javen |
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Clash of the Titans (2010)Action, FantasyThe ancient Greek version of Bruce Willis, Perseus, is back in Clash of the Titans 2: Clash Harder. Director Louis Leterrier casts Sam Worthington (of Avatar and Terminator Salvation fame) as the mythical Greek hero. Liam Neeson feels miscast as Zeus, Lord of Olympus, through no fault of his own. Like every film... Reviewer: Krogenar |



















